Thursday, August 28, 2008

New York... Stop Getting HIV!


A recent CNN.com article stated that an estimated 72 out of every 100,000 people in New York, or 4,800 people were infected with HIV (Human Immunodeficiency Virus) in 2006. That is more than three times the national average rate of infection. The article came in the wake of studies performed using a new technology that is able to pinpoint the time of infection to within a six month window.

Naturally, when I read the initial paragraphs of the article, I thought to myself, "Great, I can figure out which dozen or so whores I need to kill so no one knows of my newfound cellular cuddle-buddy." As I read on, however, I found that I need not kill female whores, or at least not for any particular reason anyway.

New York Health Commissioner Thomas Freidan stated, "The populations that bear the greatest burden nationally -- blacks, for example, and men who have sex with men -- are highly represented in New York City." WHEW!! Thank god that is not me! Fackin' Queeaahhs!

Once I thought about it, though, I realized that its not the 1980's, and that there is no reason why people should still be getting HIV, especially not in numbers triple that of the rest of the United States. NEW YORKERS ARE MORE LIKELY TO HAVE HIV THAN THEIR SAN FRANCISCAN COUNTERPARTS!!!! Are you serious New York? What the fuck???

Put a damn trash-bag on your dick and die in traditional New York style... at the hands of Pat Bateman.


Pull your head out of your ass New York!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

did you not get enough love when you were a child, you sick motherfucker.

Person Caller Outter said...

Apparently advocating the use of condoms makes you a sick motherfucker. Condoms are for sailors. Fuck yourself anonymous. Hope you aren't positive.