China

Respect to you China. You managed to make it 11 Olympic days without being thrown under the bus (although, truth be told, I should have gotten around to this days ago...so don't start congratulating yourself just yet). You were doing so well-ish, but then you had to go fuck with women's gymnastics. Are you really that desperate to out medal the US that you would cheat in the Olympics? Weak dude. I mean its not just that you're cheating in the Olympics, but then you had to go further and just give everyone the old "fuck you" by doing such a shitty job of it. You really expect us to believe this girl is 16 years old? In what world? I guess she could maybe pass for 16 in dog years, but certainly not in human years. Nothing in that picture is 16 years old. Okay, maybe the leotard...I don't know your policy on hand me downs. I know you're new to the whole interacting with the rest of the world fairly thing and all so in the future, instead of trying to pass clearly underage girls off as legal just start juicing. It seems to have worked really well for the East Germans in the 80's. Until then...



Pull your head out of your ass China.