History? Nah...let's just make up some wild shit.

So the last time I checked the dinosaurs died because of a big ass meteorite hitting Earth and causing a massive dust cloud to block out the sun... but the HISTORY Channel decided that they wanted to keep it real. The dinosaurs didn't die from that weak sauce meteorite shit. They died because they all fought each other in crazy cage matches... hence their new series:



JURASSIC mother-fucking FIGHT CLUB...

Pull your head out of your ass History Channel.