Angelo Mozilo

This post may seem a bit obscure, but it is necessary for reasons to be made known shortly. Angelo Mozilo is the former CEO of Countrywide Financial, which accounts for roughly 20% of the mortgage lending in the country (READ: Subprime policy of lending money to families with less than $1000 in disposable). He was also the cofounder of IndyMac Federal Bank, which recently became the second largest bank failure in United States history.

Now it seems that I have set him up to knock him down on his general failures in life. You'd think so. However, take a look at him.



On the left there, this is what Angelo Mozilo looks like. It's like an Oompa Loompa and Frank Sinatra had a kid. Is that really his skin color? Is he the father of every sorority girl in the country? I don't really have much to say besides directing you to the above picture or to this Google Image gallery. Tread lightly, this level of tan has only been achieved by a certain rare breed of guidos located near Asbury Park on the Jersey Shore. You've been warned.

Pull your head out of your ass Mozilo.