Matthew Broderick

You were this



Then you married this



Pull your head out of your ass Broderick

DMX

Barack Obama

You seriously don't know his name? Have you been living under a fucking rock?



Pull your head out of your ass DMX.

Bret Michaels

Is that bulge a joke? I've seen John Holmes, and you sir are no John Holmes.



Pull your head out of your ass Michaels.

Anthony Kiedis Circa '96

Was there a mirror shortage in the late 90's?



Pull your head out for your ass Kiedis.

Steve Guttenberg

You were in Short Circuit, which put you up a notch in my book. You were at notch 1. Then you did this:



Pull your head out of your ass Guttenberg.