Identity Thiefs

Ok...I should really be studying right now...because I have tons of shit to do. But fuck that. Its 5:28 PM on election day, I'm tweaked out on caffeine, and I want to go get some beers so work is gonna have to wait. Also, in the interest of transparency this is a post for someone else (you know who you are), and while that's not usually how we do things here, I'm making an exception because I fucking want to...suck it. One more thing...I must apologize for my prolonged absence from the blogosphere (I feel dirty for having just used that word) but I've been super busy...school thinks I should pay attention to it instead of this bastion of hate. Sadly, while I'd like to ignore school, that wouldn't be a terribly good choice, so the blog loses...sorry. Anyway...on to the hate! (today it's in special street form)

Identity thiefs. You a bunch of bitches, ya'll some snitches. How you gon' steal another person's social security number. That ain't baller. I mean how you gon' try an' apply fo a bunch of credit cards an' shit wit' someone else shit? Is that hot? That's what's goin' down on the street?? Nah son, you ain't gon' play them like that. I'll straight stab a foo' fo that. If you ain't stop doin' that shit I'ma fuck yo ass up. I'm sayin' frosty, I'm talkin' spoon.

Alright that's enough of that...I can't be articulate when I talk like that. Seriously though. You're that much of a piece of shit that you have to steal someone else's identity, then use that information to ultimately steal money, or merchandise? That's some real amateur hour shit. That means you aren't a good enough thief to steal cool shit. You have to steal something small and relatively easy to get a hold of then use that to commit your crime while simultaneously fucking up someone else's life. Just man the fuck up and steal a plasma or a car if you're gonna be a dirtbag thief. Don't be a punk and do this Busch league shit.

















Pull your head out of your ass Identity Thiefs.