Ted Stevens

You were indicted today on seven counts of...you know what it doesn't fucking matter. You're a corrupt bastard. I mean yeah you're old as shit so I'll overlook your internet as a series of tubes comment, but the bridge to nowhere? Really? Weak dude. How did you think that was gonna go? Hey Uncle Sam can I have $320 million to build a bridge to connect 8,900 people? Oh sure Ted, would you like a hand job too? Seriously dude, you suck. Enjoy federal pound you in the ass prison the butt farm.

Pull your head out of your ass Stevens.