Look at it. Easily the most delicious of all Thanksgiving foods. I love it from a can; it's like Cranberry Jello. I could eat my body weight in Cranberry Sauce.
So why the hell don't we all eat it outside of the fourth Thursday of November? Because we are failures. All of us. Cranberry Sauce needs to get it's act together and make itself a staple in my daily diet.
Pull your head out of your ass Cranberry Sauce, I want to eat you more.
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